Thursday, December 31, 2009

What does God do when he sees couples doing extraordinary things in bed?

Probably what we do when we see two flies going at it. Nothing.What does God do when he sees couples doing extraordinary things in bed?
Well... that question gives new meaning to the whole ';hand of God'; phrase, doesn't it!What does God do when he sees couples doing extraordinary things in bed?
God already knows what we can do; we're the ones who have to discover it. I suspect God's happy with invention!
joins in, even if you don't know it.
I have always been curious about this myself... I mean they say god is all seeing right? that he is ALWAYS there... personally that just creeps me out and makes me ill. Why the hell does he want to see that. When I attended a christian church they told me all my loved ones who had died could see me all the time... that was their ploy to keep you from pleasuring yourself.





...but they said the same thing about santa claus- he sees you when you're sleeping , he knows when you're awake lol
Its all happening within God.
we do not know what god doing everyday all i know is he watch us,guide us etc.........
ITS PORN FOR HIM...
What doesn't God do?


Ever?





Omnipotent.


Total rampage of simultaneous, paradoxical action.
He enters it in the master computer.
If the couple is married(one man and one woman),He is not upset with that.God created sex for marriage.
that's creepy! is he a stalker?
He and the angels all gather round and have a jolly good laugh at your spotty little bottom bouncing up and down.
Ummm... you'd have to define ';extaordinary,'; because this question is pretty vague. Maybe you should clarify your question a bit more. And when you ask, ';What does God do...,'; what are you referring to? I mean, He doesn't bake a cake or do a backflip or do pushups or watch TV.
extraordinary things? like having sex???? oooooohhhhh!


if there is a god, i hope he has better things to do
a nonse question
this 'god' is part of the action. The Serpent rises, if invoked properly.
What do you mean what does he do? If they're married they can do whatever they want in bed.
I'm sorry, I think you're getting God confused with some creepy guy standing outside of a bedroom window.
masturbate?
In response, all I can possibly say is, Thank god that gods do not exist. No voyeur up in the clouds, please. Jeez! That is bloody sick.
Baby Jesus weeps and calls for his Mama.
I'm pretty sure God's seen it all before. I mean after all, He created it.

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